- Sean Maguire Leonidas
- Carmen Electra Reina Margo
- Ken Davitian Xerxes
- Kevin Sorbo Capitán
- Diedrich Bader Traitoro
- Method Man Emisario Persa
- Nicole Parker Britney Spears / Paris Hilton / Paula Abdul
- Crista Flanagan Espartana / Fea Betty
- Ike Barinholtz Dane Cook / Prophet
- Travis Van Winkle Sonio
- Tiffany Haddish
